Actual conversation between me and the missus:
Me: "I think you can only get unemployment for 36 weeks."
Her: "Where did you hear that?"
Me, pausing as I realize the source: "Um, 'Superman 3.'"
Her: "You are such a nerd. When did that movie come out?"
Me: "1983."
Kids, this is why you don't come to me for important, useful information.
