Tuesday, March 10, 2009

"You are, I was about to say, no longer eligible."

Actual conversation between me and the missus:

Me: "I think you can only get unemployment for 36 weeks."

Her: "Where did you hear that?"

Me, pausing as I realize the source: "Um, 'Superman 3.'"

Her: "You are such a nerd. When did that movie come out?"

Me: "1983."

Kids, this is why you don't come to me for important, useful information.