Y'know, I was almost going to let this one go without comment.
For some reason, they were selling tiny stockings in the gumball machines at the store when we were kids. I don't think that was the main draw -- we were probably trying to get one of those giant sticky things that it's fun to smack people with.
At first we were bummed out with our purchase. I mean, what can you do with a tiny stocking?
"I bet you can't fit it over your head," I said to my brother, Josh.
No sooner said than done. The fun part came when he tried to take it off -- and couldn't.
We just had to save this one for posterity.
Now, I don't know what's funnier -- the twin runs in the stocking that line up with his front teeth or his Bear Whiz Beer shirt.