Saturday, February 09, 2008

Home Alone, Day 3: Things get goofy

I have managed to heal my son, which is good, because if he was motionless much longer, I think my daughter might have tried to eat him. She likes the food.

We're currently watching Goofy cartoons, which both Brody and I enjoy quite a bit. The skiing one is probably my favorite, but just about any Goofy cartoon is better (for me, anyway) than watching There Goes a Dump Truck for the skrillionth time.

The next cartoon is starting, so I'd better get going.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Home Alone, Day 2: I'm only sleeping

Brody seems to be sleeping off the tummy bug he picked up; poor little nubbin. He's keeping hydrated and getting some rest.

In other news, you might have noticed that I've got a new header graphic up there, and now you can submit posts you love to Reddit, Digg or StumbleUpon. Handy, no? I do this for you, dear readers. Because I care.

My stupid stomach

In keeping with the practice of wanting things it can't have, my stomach is seriously craving some Cooper cheese, which, of course, I can't get out here. My parents brought some back from a trip back east, but it didn't last long. I could polish off a 5-pound block in no time.


Thursday, February 07, 2008

Home Alone, Day 1: He tasks me...

So natch, the first day I'm in charge of the kids, my son decides he's going to do the Technicolor yawn. Barfing kid--always a crowd-pleaser. Meh.

Ramona's not being too bad so far, although I'd like to eat at some point. Oh well. Not like I'm going to waste away to nothing...

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Impending doom?

For the next 5 days, I'm going to be in charge of the kids, as my darling wife is going away on a trip. Now is the time for you all to place your bets on how I'll do.

My prediction: I will have a beard by the time I go back to work Tuesday.

The kids are pretty good, so I should be all right. Plus, I did used to be home with Brody every day, so it's not completely new.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

A question for the ages

Seriously, what does "Yah Mo B There" mean?

Thanks to pal Jen at work for getting the song stuck in my head. To be fair, it was sorta in retaliation for this:

Monday, February 04, 2008

Hello, and how are you today?

I'm not suggesting that you bug your co-workers with puerile phone pranks, but if I were, I'd suggest you start with the Miss Cleo soundboard.

Just sayin'.