This seems to be the kind of thing people who know me think I'd be jumping to do: "Who Wants to Be a Superhero?"
Truth be told, superhero was my first dream job. I have the perfect superhero name -- Sparkman.
Alas, I have two weaknesses standing in my way: a bad knee and about 25 extra pounds. Plus, I'd have to design and sew up a costume, and I don't think anyone wants to see that.
Maybe if this is successful, they'll do another one. Or maybe even "Who Wants to Be a Supervillain?"
That would give me a chance to
Just don't give away my secret identity, okay?
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