UPDATE: Dumbass me fixed the mistyped link to my own store.
In case you haven't checked out the official Siftin' store yet (for shame), here's a look at one of the items you'll find there that doesn't have my face on it (no snide comments, please).
Aside from the thong with my face on it, I'd say this is the item that's getting the most interest from viewers.
Remember, this is your chance to support puerile humor.