Monday, June 09, 2008

The Best of Twitter Collection

If you didn't know, I post teeny things to Twitter, whether they are glorified status changes ("Me am sleepy. Zzzzz.) or gags I couldn't work into a whole blog post.

I also have an autopost to pull whatever blathering I've posted here recently and make a Twitter post of that as well.

I've been using Twitter since February, so I thought I'd look back and see if there was anything worth posting here, partially because this cold is still kicking my ass and I'm really too tired to think of anything clever, and partially to give you a sampling of what you're missing by not following me on Twitter.

Now keep in mind, "follow" is Twitter's verb, not mine. I would go more for "deliberately put up with pointless meanderings for the hope of a nugget of laughter," but that might be a little too long, and we don't want to give Twitter more reasons to be down, do we?
Idea of the minute: A Tetris game with oranges, lemons, limes, etc.: Citris. 10:49 AM March 10, 2008

You know, it says something when you switch to a Barry Manilow song to avoid hearing a Michael Bolton song. 03:12 PM March 25, 2008

Viagra turns 10! Hard to believe. So to speak... 08:40 AM March 28, 2008

Would a zombie vampire be easier or harder to defeat? 03:13 PM April 04, 2008

My Tweetcloud lists words that should never be seen together: manilow, marshmallow, marshmallows, masturbating, mcdonaldses 01:24 PM April 07, 2008

Thought for the day: Ra was apparently *not* the god of cheerleading. 10:00 AM April 10, 2008

How have they not used ELO's "Turn to Stone" for a Viagra ad? 01:54 PM April 11, 2008

CleverUserName I sometimes wonder about inappropriate things, like are there "adult" Jell-O molds? I don't really want to know, but still... 02:21 PM April 24, 2008

Pubic Zirconium would be a great name for a band. 12:20 PM May 02, 2008

A movie I can't believe hasn't been made yet: Ax-wielding killer targets defrocked priests---Axcommunication. Rated R. 04:18 PM May 08, 2008

And the most recent:
Waiting for a pro-pornsite story so I can use the headline "Naughty URLs need love, too."

So if this is the kind of thing you want interrupting your busy day, join the club.