I found this while I was unpacking one of the billion or so boxes now occupying my new house. I think I was around 7 or 8 when I wrote this for some school testing thing that was going on.
I got this copy right after I turned 18 and decided to request a copy of my scholastic file--you know, to see if everything they said would go in to your permanent record actually did.
Click the video below to get in the right mood to read it (click the pic underneath to embiggen).