Maybe the zombie apocalypse wouldn't be so bad

This week's League assignment:

Which TV or movie hero do you want beside you when the zombie apocalypse arrives?

Man alive, this is hard to choose. I mean, do you pick someone like MacGyver or the Professor from "Gilligan's Island" for their resourcefulness? Do you pick House so he can eventually diagnose and cure the zombies? Hell, why not Felix the Cat? He's got everything in his magic bag of tricks. Wile E. Coyote would be great at setting traps, and even if he blew himself up, he'd be back.

After much deliberation (a good 45 seconds or so at least), my choice is Wonder Woman.

She's superhumanly strong, an excellent fighter and tactician, and well, she looks like Lynda Carter.

"That tree ate my kite--and it's laughing!"

Plus, we could just dick with the zombies by hanging out in her invisible jet and taunting them with chants of "Bite me!"