While riding in the car, I was goofing around with my newly purchased school supplies. I took two pencil-top erasers and pinch-suctioned them on both sides of my neck, a la the Frankenstein monster.
Why stop at pink rubber neckbolts? I emptied the whole package of erasers and stuck them on various parts of my face.
The flush of pride I felt at my cleverness soon faded when my mom made me take them off and I found that each one had left a miniature (but totally noticeable) hickey.
And then we arrived at the mall.