Quite possibly the most disturbing thing I've read this week (and that's including plans for a new "Friday the 13th").
Apparently, some guy decided to forgo the Hot Pockets and opted to microwave a different kind of snack.
You know, maybe I was paying more attention to the Superfriends than to the news when I was a kid, but I don't think I ever read a story that had both "microwave" and "genitalia" as key words.
The worst part (don't read if you're about to eat): "After the clerk noticed a strange smell coming from the microwave..."
The article also mentions that there was blood found on the floor of the bathroom, which is actually a little more disturbing.
No Bagel Dog for lunch today.
(via Obscure Store)