OK, I think we've all suffered and seen the commercial for HeadOn.
"HeadOn -- apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn -- apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn -- apply directly to the forehead."
They even know that the commercial is annoying; they try to make fun of how annoying it is. No dice. Even more annoying.
These days, they've got ActiveOn, which is a pain reliever of sorts (I think), and FirstOn, an itch ointment. Clearly they are trying to branch out and expand their offerings.
So that got me to wondering where exactly they're going to go next.
Then it hit me: herbal male enhancement pills -- that's the big thing these days, right?
But what could they call it?
Okay, I'm bound to think of something. Just give me a few minutes...