Songs that should be used for commercials, but aren't

Yes, it's that time once again. Time to ruin another handful of songs by pairing them up with unlikely products in the name of advertising campaigns.

And again, I hope I never see any of these on TV. For a number of reasons.

ELO - Turn to Stone: Viagra

The Seeds - Pushin' Too Hard: Preparation H

ABBA - Waterloo: Kohler toilets

Zero Seven - In the Waiting Line: The Department of Motor Vehicles

Little River Band - Lonesome Loser: World of Warcraft (I kid, I kid)

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole: suppositories

Rolling Stones - Paint It Black: Sherwin-Williams

Doobie Brothers - It Keeps You Runnin': Ex-Lax

The Who - I Can See For Miles: LASIK surgery

Johnny Otis - Willie and the Hand Jive: Adult pay-per-view movies

The Bar-Kays - Soul Finger: See your proctologist public service announcement

Frankie Lymon and The Teenagers - Why Do Fools Fall In Love: eHarmony.com

Steve Lawrence - Go Away, Little Girl: Girl Scout cookies

The Isley Brothers - It's Your Thing: Sex education public service announcement

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - Don't Do Me Like That: The Kama Sutra

Men at Work - Who Can It Be Now?: Caller ID

Air Supply - Making Love Out of Nothing At All: Herbal male enhancement pills

Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz: Ritz crackers (no-brainer)

and finally...

America - A Horse With No Name: Ann Coulter's next show


HEY-OOOOOOOOOO!