How is it I can find almost anything on the Internet, but a 3-minute search yields me no mp3 or video of one of my favorite commercial jingles? It's an unjust world, I tell you.
If you grew up near a Payless drug store in the 70s and 80s, you're probably already damning me for getting the song stuck in your head.
If you didn't have Payless, then you are spared.
Anyhow, if anyone tracks it down, gimme a holler, wouldja?