Headlines the NY Post rejected for their Spitzer cover story:
Ho lot of trouble!
Pimp my government
You can lead a horticulture...
New in town, ey, Guv'na?
Spitzer's in the back because he's skeezin' with a whore
No love, no gov
NY: We no love you long time
Upon reading that the reported prostitute in question charged a thousand bucks an hour, this immediately came to mind: What do you get from a $1,000-an-hour whore? Legal representation.