Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Just getting this out of my system...

Ho boy.
Headlines the NY Post rejected for their Spitzer cover story:

Ho lot of trouble!

Pimp my government

You can lead a horticulture...

New in town, ey, Guv'na?

Spitzer's in the back because he's skeezin' with a whore

Whorible news

No love, no gov

NY: We no love you long time

Upon reading that the reported prostitute in question charged a thousand bucks an hour, this immediately came to mind: What do you get from a $1,000-an-hour whore? Legal representation.

Three and one-quarter stars...

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