Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Professor Jeff's Planet Facts

  • Uranus is the seventh planet from the sun.

  • Uranus rotates sideways.

  • Uranus has rings.

  • Uranus has 27 moons.

  • The atmosphere on Uranus contains hydrogen, helium, methane, ammonia, ethane, acetylene, carbon monoxide and hydrogen sulfide.

and sadly,

"Careful pronunciation may be necessary to avoid embarrassment; say 'YOOR a nus,' not 'your anus' or 'urine us.'"

Once again, facts get in the way of high comedy.

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